It seems that when the Creator was making the world, He called a Man aside and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. The Man was horrified. "Only twenty years?" But the Creator didn't budge - that was all He would give him.
    Then He called the Monkey and gave him twenty years. "But I don't need twenty years", the Monkey protested. "Ten is plenty." "Can I have the other the other ten years?" asked the Man. The Monkey graciously agreed.
    Then He called the Lion and gave him twenty years. The Lion, too, needed only ten years. Again the Man asked, "Can I have the other ten years?" The Lion roared, "Of course."
    Then came the Donkey. He was given twenty years, but, like the others, ten years was enough. The Man asked for the spare ten years and got them.
    This explains why the Man has twenty years of normal sex life, ten years of Monkeying around, ten years Lion about it, and ten years making an ass of himself.

(sic)

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