Played again at the weekend, lost 4-1 after being 1-0 up at half-time... we really need to tighten up defensively in the second half! I picked up a nasty injury after falling and landing awkwardly on someone's studs, so I've got a nice wound on my back/side which honestly feels like I've been stabbed there. And my groin didn't much like my little runaround either.

In other news, here's a little scouse joke:


A new Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am an Everton fan, and proud of it, 'Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you an Everton fan?'

'Because my mum is an Everton fan, and my dad is an Everton fan, so I'm an Everton fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be an Everton fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'

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